HI, i'm jared. I'm a 21 year old gay, atheist, student, cook, jarebear sized introvert. i don't own anything i post unless stated.

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Tina Fey And Amy Poehler Fight Sacha Baron Cohen On ‘Anchorman 2’ Set - May 7, 2013

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Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don’t have co-workers anymore; I have subordinates. So, have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let’s see.

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"Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military has the highest number of ‘em. True or not, RUN THE PROTOCOL ANYWAY. Because in 15 years of investigating rape accusations, I can count those that panned out as false on one hand. Meanwhile, the one time I almost skipped the protocol, the one time I almost didn’t believe a petty officer, because I was naive as an investigator and a young woman, because her commanding officer described her as “a party girl, always late, always out drinking, don’t bother with this one”, she turned out to be the victim of one of the most brutal assaults I’ve ever investigated. She shouldn’t have still been -alive-, let alone up and making the accusation. So let me repeat: five false accounts in fifteen years. And one time I almost failed a woman ‘cause of the bullshit way it’s normal to talk about us. Take your shipmates’ word, and then run the protocol. Every. Single. Time."

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jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

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ladylarrie:

I mean, honestly. The baby can’t thank you if he or she is dead. Let’s get real.

You dingbat.

Fun fact- Planned Parenthood does much more than abortion! They actually have prenatal care, among other things.

You should do research before you spew things off.

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